Joke 1: A business man got on an elevator
Joke 2: Two blondes walking down the street
Joke 1:–
A business man got on an elevator.
When he entered,there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright,”t-g-i-f”
He smiled at her and replied, “s-h-i-t”
She looked puzzled,and repeated, “t-g-i-f”.
More slowly he answered, “s-h-i-t”
The blonde was trying to keep it friendly,so,she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly,”t-g-i-f”
The man smiled back to her and once again”s-h-i-t”.
The exasperated blonde decided to explain what “t-g-i-f” means “thank goodness it`s Friday”,get it duuhhh?
The man answered, “s-h-i-t” means “sorry honey it`s Thursday.”
2nd Joke Of The Day: Two blondes walking down the street
Two blondes walking down the street.
One reaches into her pocketbook for a make up compact and looks into the mirror.
“This picture looks like someone I know” she says.
The other one has a look and says, “Of course dummy, it’s ME….”