Category: Jokes

An elderly gentleman goes for a check-up.After his exam the doctor said to the to the old fella,“You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would…

While most pigs spent their days rolling around in the mud, eating scraps, or napping, Porky had a secret talent—he had mastered karate! It all started when he was a piglet. One…

One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word “beautiful” in the same sentence twice. First, she called on…

When Two Women were talking about How They Died? 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch…

A couple went Christmas shopping at the mall. They decided to go their separate ways and meet two hours later. The husband was at their appointed meeting place at the appointed time,…

A very shy guy goes into a pub on Valentine’s Day night and sees a beautiful young woman sitting alone at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he…

Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, “my wife was reading a “tale of two cities” and she gave birth to twins” “That’s funny”, the second…

Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Seven.” Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and…

A woman, upset with her husband for being late again, decided to leave a note saying, “I’ve had enough and have left you. Don’t bother coming after me.” Then she hid under…

At 77, Dolly Parton remains a beloved icon in both country music and the entertainment world. Her career, which spans decades, has kept her at the top of the industry for as…