Category: Jokes

A brunette goes into a doctor’s office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. “Impossible,” says the doctor. “Show me.” She takes her finger, presses on her elbow, and…

So, my wife managed to crash the car again today. When the police showed up, she was all fired up, insisting that the guy she hit was being totally reckless. “He was…

One day in the hospital, two little boys were lying on stretchers next to each other outside of the operating room. The first boy leans over and asks, “What are you in…

Little Johnny sat in the principal’s office, his heart pounding with fear and uncertainty. He had been called in after getting kicked out of school for an incident that had occurred earlier…

A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2…

Dating is full of awkward moments, unexpected mishaps, and unforgettable blunders. Sometimes, the cringiest dates turn into the funniest stories !We’ve all experienced it — wading through the complicated world of love,…

A third grade teacher always took role call each morning and had the pupils’ answer by reciting a short poem. The first kid sat in the first row was a teacher’s pet….

A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years. Long One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to…

A man and his wife were having an argument in bed. He finally jumped up and took a blanket to the couch. The next day the wife feeling bad about what happened…

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had bypass surgery. He awakened to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked…