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THE PASTOR’S TEETH
THE PASTOR’S TEETH A pastor went to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday after getting his teeth, he preached for only eight minutes. The second Sunday, he…
Johnny And His Mum Are Waiting At The Bus Stop.
When 6-year-old Johnny and his mum are waiting at the bus stop, she says to him. “I’ll get a ticket for myself and if the driver asks how old you are, tell…
“I found a bunch of these when I was planting, and I wasn’t sure what they were… I have taken all the metal that I have found in the yard and just put into a flower bed but I was thinking about making a heavy duty wind chime
Vintage window weights, nestled within traditional sash windows, add historical elegance and functionality to architectural structures. Rich Heritage Dating Back Centuries, Dating back to the 17th century, vintage window weights evolved from…
Meghan Markle “Upset” And “Overwhelmed” After Being Mocked In “Brutal” Episode Of South Park
Apparently, the Duchess of Sussex is not amused by “South Park”. In an episode titled “The Worldwide Privacy Tour” that recently aired on Comedy Central, Meghan Markle and Prince Harry were mocked…
John and his wife are getting ready for bed
John and his wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself. “You know love,” she says, “I…
Hilarious Blonde Joke I’ve Not Heard Before
A YOUNG BLONDE LANDED A JOB AS A PHYSICAL EDUCATION TEACHER FOR A GROUP OF 16-YEAR-OLDS. AS SHE SUPERVISED THE STUDENTS PLAYING SOCCER ON THE FIELD, SHE NOTICED ONE BOY STANDING ALONE…
An elderly couple had just crawled into bed when the old man let
An elderly couple had just crawled into bed when the old man let out a loud fart and proudly declared, “Seven points! ”His wife, puzzled, rolled over and asked, “What are you…
‘Relationship Expert’ Wants Parents To Get Baby’s Consent Before Changing A Nappy
If there is one thing we are certain of in life, it’s the fact that people have an opinion. Some will even try to voice that opinion as loud as possible, despite…
My Neighbor Didn’t Show Her Child to Anyone for Three Years
For three years, my neighbor barely left her house and lived behind closed doors with a child no one had ever seen. The moment I caught a glimpse through her window, I…