1st Joke: During a lesson on proper grammar
One day, during a lesson on proper grammar,
the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word “beautiful” in the same sentence twice.
First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with,
“My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.”
“Very good, Suzie,” replied the teacher.
She then called on little Michael.
“My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully, he said.
“Excellent, Michael!” Then, the teacher called on little Johnny.
“Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pr*gna*t, and he said, ‘Beautiful, f**king beautiful!’”
2nd joke: Little johnny
Little Johnny was attending his first wedding.
After the service, his cousin asked him,
“How many women can a man marry?”
“Sixteen,” the Little Johnny responded.
His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly.
“How do you know that?”
“Easy,” the little Johnny said.
“All you have to do is add it up like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer”