Skip to content

News & Stories

My WordPress Blog

Menu
  • Home
  • Stories
  • News
  • Comics
  • Funny
  • Jokes
Menu

Cats And Apples

Posted on December 20, 2024December 20, 2024 by Admins

Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Seven.”

Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Seven.”

Teacher: “Let me put it to you differently

If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Six.”

Teacher: “Good

Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Seven!”

Teacher: “Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!”

Johnny: “Because I’ve already got a freaking cat!”

Leave a Reply Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Recent Posts

  • Adult Star From Fake Taxi Shares A Surprising Thing She Had To Do In The Videos
  • Hunter Dies After Bear Shot in Tree Crashes Down on Him
  • Breaking: Jason Aldean Rejects $500 Million Music Collaboration With Taylor Swift, “Her Music Is Woke, No Thanks”
  • Breaking news: Elon Musk makes a bold move by launching a public campaign to shut down ‘The View,’ rallying support to end the controversial show once and for all.
  • Little Granddaughter Had Nobody To Dance Then Grandpa Decides To Take Action
  1. A WordPress Commenter on Hello world!
  • Disclaimer
  • Privacy Policy
  • Sample Page
  • Terms and Conditions
©2025 News & Stories | Design: Newspaperly WordPress Theme